March 12, 2008
“ I’m surprised people weren’t pointing at you and laughing.
My mechanic talking about the damage done to my car

How many firemen does it take to change a tire?

3 firemen, 2 policemen and 1 boyfriend.  Atleast when you drive off the road and end up on railroad tracks it does.

Whoops, my bad.

Thankfully no one was hurt minus Peggy’s blackeye and a seatbelt burn on Chris’ shoulder. 

This is so phallic, Blake.  blakewhitman: the whole world is in my hand. 

This is so phallic, Blake. 

blakewhitman:

the whole world is in my hand. 
March 7, 2008
We got about 8 inches of snow yesterday.  In Texas.  In March.
We got about 8 inches of snow yesterday.  In Texas.  In March.
March 3, 2008
sometimes making dinner makes me miss audrey a lot
sometimes making dinner makes me miss audrey a lot
I almost beat Chris at Scrabble for the first time…but when he ran out of letters I still had a Z. 
I almost beat Chris at Scrabble for the first time…but when he ran out of letters I still had a Z. 
February 26, 2008

Chocolate, New York, Audrey, Chris

 Almost all of my jeans are dirty because they all have chocolate on them.  Whoops. 

On another note, Chris and I will in New York in 20 days.  I cannot wait to see Audrey and I cannot wait to be in New York!

4 of my favorite things in the world.  Chocolate, NYC, Audrey and Chris.  In no particular order. 

audream: I have a job interview today! I like my job now but this is just a better opportunity for me. Send me good vibes. I am thinking good thoughts for you all dayyy! 

audream:

I have a job interview today! I like my job now but this is just a better opportunity for me. Send me good vibes.

I am thinking good thoughts for you all dayyy! 

February 21, 2008
Our bodies always find ways to remind us that we are not invincible.  This entire semester so far has been about this.  I just want to be healthy.  I’ve never had so many health problems before.  Uhg.
February 18, 2008
Vibrators are finally legal in Texas
Yet guns always have been.